Rat Funeral

Season 2: NewsRadio Episode Guide

by Dave McAwesome

"The women are childless, and the men are, to put it delicately, lonely."
The office rat mascot is brutally murdered by an efficient killing machine known as a rat trap. How does one build a better mouse trap? By making it bigger and calling it a rat trap. That's how. Dave appears emotionally cold to the rest of the staff because, unlike them, he wishes to eradicate disease-ridden vermin whose legacy includes the Black Plague and countless strains of influenza.