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Choco Crunch

Cap'n Crunch is at it again.

Berry Berry Kix

You didn't think I forgot Cereal Awareness Month, did you? Well, okay, I almost forgot.

G.I. Joe guide

Many more entries added. It's starting to look like a real guide now. Minus the facts.

American Idol

Frank's recaps continue.

Yay T-shirts

Our first three t-shirts are in. Buy one for yourself and one for Britney's kids. God knows they could use the frickin distraction.

Valentine's Day - most romantic poem ever

Yep. Ever.

American Idol in Atlanta

Homeless fun ensues.

Frank's American Idol recaps begin

Tuesday's premiere episode.

3rd Anniversary

Travel more than 100 stupid years for anniversary number three.

DVD bonus!

Want the author's commentary to the first War on the Floor? It's like DVD commentary except no Kevin Smith.

Conclusion: WOTF 3

WOTF 3 concludes in Part 5.

Happy Super Awesome Day

This year, we've compiled the holiday gift guide to end all holiday gift guides.

Enter the dragon

The Sugar Bunnies attack Peep Village. War on the Floor III continues in part 4.

Cadbury Creme Egg origin, WOTF 3, part 3

A quick interlude in War on the Floor III, as we look at the daring work of Malcolm Cadbury.

Part 2

of War on the Floor III.

War on the Floor 3: Attack on Peep Village

The third installment begins. Peeps are under attack.

vs. The Lottery

Is 12 mil enough?

Go beep yourself

What's with men and honking horns? Our reporter chick finds out.

NFL stuff

Some of it's funny. Some of it's just for my own reference.

McRib

What it says. The McRib. Who doesn't know the McRib?

Bionic Woman recap

Bionic Woman recap. Frank is NOT happy.

Sports Mogul

All the best interviews cover turducken, ponies, LARPing (whatever the hell that is) and the Lingerie Bowl.

Frank's Fall TV preview

Frank watches more TV so you don't have to. Find out what's crap or not crap.

Kidney conundrum

If Bart Swillington needed a kidney, would I step up? Should I?

Funeral for a friend

Love lies bleeding on my glossy 8x10 Hammermill paper

Zach's Game of Life

Zach Whalen's triptych masterpieces. The Game of Life Trivial Pursuit The Matrix Now with bonus art criticism.

Destro

Cobra's classy weapons supplier.

Left for dead in Vegas

Many months later, here is part II of how I was left for dead in Vegas.

Vampire AIDS

Zach Whalen gets to the bottom of the vampires/AIDS issue.

The Adam Brown interview

What's in a band name? Well in this case, my name, that's what.

The case of crabby patty

A case of crabs from someone's past threatens to ruin a relationship. Our man Frank whips up some vanilla butter sauce. After all, what's better with crabs than vanilla butter? Oh, it's not that kind of crabs? Oh. Oh, jeez. Ick.

iFuze for iPhone

The first must-have accessory for the iPhone.

Wrong email

Sometimes emails go to the wrong place.

My Free iPhone

Jealous much? You will be when you check out my free iPhone. It's only the greatest thing since last month's greatest thing.

Duke

Duke added to G.I. Joe Guide, plus overviews of the GI Joe and Cobra forces.

Perv Friday: Bears

A big gay hairy fetish.

Marvel Ultimate Alliance

Wootini's take on the hack n' slasher.

G.I. Joe Guide

I can't have a Transformers guide without having an equally uninformative G.I. Joe counterpart. So. Here's my take on the characters in the GI Joe universe.

Misfit Mafia

We've been starting games of Misfit Mafia in the forum. It's great for paranoid idiots like us. After you've checked out the basic rules, head to the forum to request a new game.

Perv Friday: Balloon fetishists

Balloon fetishists. Welcome to the world of looners.

American Idol finale recap

The final recap of 2007. oh, jesus, when you realize you can't remember the name of the winner three months from now, you'll be sorry you spent so much time watching this infernal show. Regularly scheduled Maximum Awesome programming to return shortly.

Transformers Character Guide

Accurate? No. Informative? Unlikely. Nevertheless, I wanted to perform a service to those of you who will be taking a giant leap of faith in seeing Michael Bay's movie.

Perv Friday: National Masturbation Month

Celebrate the stickiest month of the year.

Bamm-Bamm Berry Pebbles

Cereal Awareness Month continues. Yeah, I know it's May. It's my frickin holiday and I decide when it ends.

American Idol Gives Back

It's the Poverty Special. It doesn't get any more surreal and self-congratulatory than this.

Walt Whitman and Cap'n Crunch

Walt Whitman's dark obsession with the breakfast cereal. Plus check out the latest American Idol recaps.

Cap'n Crunch and Mario team up?

The first of two Cap'n Crunch articles. The second is coming Monday.

McAwesome Breakfast Cereal Guide

Cereal Awareness Month continues.

Hotel Dusk: Room 215 review

Wootini checks in to review Hotel Dusk.

J. Lo on American Idol?

Fill your pop culture quota as Hollywood swallows itself.

NewsRadio Season 5

The season 5 episode guide is done. Yay.

Fruit Loops: Cereal Awareness Month

Yes, it's that time of year again. This month, we kick off with Fruit Loops.

Dean Cain: National Treasure

Zach reminds us why we love Dean Cain. He fights snakes! That's why!

Perv Friday: Adult Babies

Today's Perv Friday takes a good long whif of Adult Babies fetishists.

American Idol Recaps updated

Our laugh-tastic episode summaries have been updated. Again!

Interview with race car driver

Cassie Currie answers our tough, tough questions.

Quite Frankly: loud sex

The issue of loud sex.

Shave that beard

It ain't a right, it's a privilege

My Mutilated Valentine

Trixie the Pixie is having a bad Valentine's Day

DaveWear Interview

For these t-shirt mavericks, it's just another dave on the job. Puntastic!

Quite Frankly

A new beau is driving a wedge between a reader and his buddy. Luckily, Franks' on the case.

American Idol episode guide

Recaps of every episdoe this season--often better than the actual show.

Two down, 98 years to go

A startlingly accurate look into the future. Second anniversary of doom.

Pony People

Perv Friday debuts with an investigation of Pony People.

Last and certainly least...

The awards conclude in part 4.

The week o' awards continues

Part 3 touches on TV, football and more TV from a couch-potato-in-denial.

Awards, part 2

Want moose-centric awards? You got it.

The Maximum Awesome Awards

Everybody else has self-important awards this time of year. Ours are stupider.

Half-boy, tale of a misfit

The bizarre and unnecessary introduction to Half-boy

Grimlock vs. Taco Bell

Grimlock shares his thoughts about the sayings on the Taco Bell sauce packets

Seven Wonders of the World

So long, Hanging Gardens of Babylon. We've got the new list of wonders of the modern world.

Ep. 18, a very special bonus verdict: The day the web stood still

Like Blossom, tonight we have a very special episode of Blog Thunderdome. The day the web stood still!

Verdict: Heavyskies vs. Orright

The Battle of the Mods is over and the verdict is in.

Dave McAwesome vs. Halloween

Do razor blades and candy really mix? We did our best to find out.

Blog Thunderdome is back

As we ramp up for a new reign of terror, the first order of business is a one-on-one match-up to the death between the moderators of our forum. Chad and Deb are squaring off. The loser's blog will be banned for one month. Lend your support (or just fan the fires) in the forum.

McDonald's Monopoly game made me its bitch

...and it's all my fault. Fear the clown-faced dreamkiller.

redesign

It looks better now. (not that we were ever known for stunning visual design anyway)

Ink Tales

A very special and meaningful tattoo full of special meanings.

McDonald's Monopoly McPlan

McDonald's Monopoly game, I demand satisfaction.

Dear Strawberry Shortcake

She's turning 30 and I'm the only one who can talk her off the spinster ledge. Hopefully she can forgive past...indiscretions. My open letter to Strawberry Shortcake.

Zach's FrustrationQuest Game

Better than Zork ever was, enter a world of limited possibilities. FrustrationQuest.

9/11 on ESPN?

ESPN, please shut up. Monday Night Football's halftime coverage of 9/11 and why it's stupid.

McAwesome University

I am thrilled to announce that McAwesome University has officially opened its doors to the public. Registration begins next week.

The Herpes Lifestyle

An in depth look at the herpes lifestyle and the perscription drugs that do everything except cure it.

Conclusion to Bacon Factory

Job openings are still available in part 2, the thrilling conclusion to Bacon Factory .

Bacon Factory

Zach's got an opening at his bacon factory . Polish up those resumes, people.

Quest for the Stink Flower

It's a field trip! Join me on an excursion through the Brooklyn Botanic Garden and see it like you've never seen it before.

I have a stupid dream

Lessee...we got broken dreams, a Transformers reference and Ponch. Yep, it's another valuable contribution to the field of American letters.

Elephants are Evil

Zach Whalen's ground-breaking expose on the horrible threat from our tusked bretheren. They ought to all be caged in zoos!. Won't you join the fight against this ivory-wielding menace?

Manly Man Food for Men

Holy cats. Zach Whalen himself has joined the idiot parade at Maximum Awesome. Today, he tells us men how to eat... like men. Ladies, it's just something we HAVE to do.

Aspire to be adequate

In his Maximum Awesome debut, Adam Brown hands out our first award for mere adequacy. Mmm, let's hear it for marginal competance..

The art of hate

I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed eating it. Also, my NewsRadio Episode Guide is now updated through season 3.

Ms. Man

The disintegration of mankind. Men are stupid. Orange tans ares stupid. Put them together? Mass levels of dumbness that fly off the stupid-meter.

Mother's Day Madness

I am an imposter. I have a sad and terrible Mother's Day tale for you, dear reader.

Maximum Suck interview

No longer a synonym for this very site, Maximum Suck is a real life band. They took a few minutes out of their busy touring schedule to answer my inane questions. There's even a juicy tidbit about Jason Mraz.

verdict: Bunny's Babblings vs. WebKittyn Warbles

The bitter verdict in this nasty Blog Thunderdome fight.

Cocoa Pebbles: The Poisoning

Cereal Awareness Month continues with The Flintstones' Cocoa Pebbles.

Our first flash movie

Happy day, happy day. Greg McAwesome shakes off the dust of chronic inactivity to debut our first flash movie. Spiffy. Cereal Awareness Month continues next week.

Lucky Charms Phone Call

Decoding Lucky Charms so you don't have to. Plus, I embarrass myself on the phone.

Maximum Interview with the SBC's Jeckles

The World Blogging Organization proudly sponsors an interview with the head of the Blogverse's most prestigious institution.

Cereal Awareness Month

Happy day! As you probably are well aware, April is Cereal Awareness Month. Starting today, we're rolling out a month's worth of breakfast goodness. First up: ruining more cereal box puzzles. Berry Krispies starts us off.

Toyville 2.0

Toyville is completely redesigned and relaunched. I still have to upload a bunch of old pieces but Wootini and Frank have put up a bunch of new stuff. Check it out. (New Blog Thunderdome and other nuttiness coming shortly.)

I ingest another questionable food product

That pretty much sums it up.

Cereal cheat codes: Cookie Crisp

Ever since I ruined the puzzle on a box of Star Wars cereal for you loyal readers, I've been preoccupied with doing so more often. This is now going to be an ongoing thing in the Section 2...uh...section. Today's target? Cookie Crisp.

Phantom Surfers Interview

Dr. Craw's unforgettable Phantom Surfers interview. It's also somewhat noteworthy that it's the first page on my site to validate in xhmtl and css. I'm so 1999. Never mind the web babble, just read the interview.

Fan Appreciation Day

Some of you sent me some really cool stuff, so here's where I say "thanks." It's also where I say, "keep sending cool stuff."

Valentine's Day Still Sucks

I hate this bogus Hallmark holiday. Today, it claims a life.

SwearBears founder Aaron Tompkins interview

On pissing off parents, urban vinyl and saving CBGBs.

Countdown to destiny

In which I build the countdown to days of future past.

Misfitopia Forum

Discuss pop culture and why it sucks. Gamble fake money in the fake casino. Play pointless games in the arcade.

Wish you were here (on Cobra Island)

We've located Osama. He's on Cobra Island. Those CNN and Fox News types got the story alllllll wrong.

24: The Jack Bauer Power Hour

Today's episode: Jack Bauer gets hungry.

It begins...

Zazzafooky versus A Whiter Shade of Pale. You are encouraged to weigh in on the matter, cheers and jeers alike. Thunderdome is now open.

Blogtards

Discover the impetus for the cruel and horrible farce that is Blog Thunderdome. This is a huge, huge day for Maximum Awesome. Our first interview segment! Brad from Blogg'd, Eric from Sites That Suck and Carnonymous from Angryface Central sling epithets in a roundtable discussion on the horror that is the blogosphere.

War on the Floor

My epic tale about the action figures I grew up with like G.I. Joe and Transformers. In humble ode, I pit them against each other in mortal combat. With pictures!

Maximum Awesome

Vomiting action figures, highly questionable relationship advice, and the ever feared Blog Thunderdome. Maximum Awesome: Your number 1 source for vomiting robot dinosaurs.