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egg beater

A humorless moron who denounces cereal and chides spoon jockeys for not eating enough eggs and junk. "Yeah, yeah, Captain Nutrition. We get it," is a frequent response from spoon jockeys. "Sorry we didn't abandon our healthy childhood nostalgia for your cold-hearted stuffiness. Nice v-neck sweater, by the way. Really looks good," is another sarcasm-laden response.

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