breakfast cereal guide

McAwesome Guide to Breakfast Cereal

Eat (and wax nostalgic) like a champion

by Dave McAwesome

Breakfast cereal is the most important meal of the day. Even vampires dig it, except for them it's the last meal of the day (with the sun and all).

Cerealictionary: Important breakfast cereal terminology

The following terms describe the components of your breakfast cereal. To dismiss them is to court ignorance. Know thy cereal; know thyself, you sugary sweet spoon jockey, you.

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