McAwesome Guide to Breakfast Cereal
Eat (and wax nostalgic) like a championby Dave McAwesome
Breakfast cereal is the most important meal of the day. Even vampires dig it, except for them it's the last meal of the day (with the sun and all).
Cerealictionary: Important breakfast cereal terminology
The following terms describe the components of your breakfast cereal. To dismiss them is to court ignorance. Know thy cereal; know thyself, you sugary sweet spoon jockey, you.
- atomic cereal unit (ACU)
- about Cereal Awareness Month
- egg beater
- frosted fakes
- ghettobix, ghetto-bix
- icon, character
- spoon jockey
The (soon-to-be) comprehensive list
- Bamm-Bamm Berry Pebbles
- Berry Berry Kix
- Berry Krispies
- Cap'n Crunch
- Cereal Awareness Month: an annual event of incalculable importance.
- Choco Crunch
- Cookie Crisp
- Fruit Loops (Froot Loops)
- Lucky Charms: Decoded
- Star Wars Cereal
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