Were you moved--perhaps touched--by one of the articles here so much that you want to reach out and connect with one of us keyboard jockeys? You feel that bone-deep need down in your squishy parts to grab one of us and say, "hey, man, I've been there too, y'know? I've. Been. There." Well...er...great. But, hey, this isn't the web equivalent of "a very special episode of Blossom." I'm pretty sure you don't actually need to contact me or anyone else here. Check out the About section to learn more about us instead.
On the other hand, if you've got a hankerin to send me--er, I mean us--something valuable, such as...oh, I don't know...let me think of a good example...money, for instance, then you can send it to:
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That's sweet. Gross, but sweet. Most questions can be asked in the "Ask McAwesome" thread in the forum. I'm much more accessible there, assuming you don't PM me. I hate PMs.
See you around. Watch out fer snakes.