Honest Advice for the Needy, Shallow and Truly Screwed Up.
by Frank Pittarese
- Adultery Alert
- Baby Sitter Blues
- Bachelor Poison
- Bartender Lust
- Best Miserable Friend
- Cinderfella
- Cold Shoulder
- Crabby Patty
- Ex-Valentine
- Hirsute Heaven
- Orgasms Carry
- Paranoid Psycho Jealousy
- Paying the Price for Porn
- Phone Numbers
- Poor Me
- Sex Parties
- Smells Like Teen Spirit
- Stalker Bait
- Statutory Sam
- Three's a Crowd
- Toe-tally Confused
- True Romance
- You Choose, You Lose
- Youthful Yearning
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Maximum Ethics
Have an ethical dilemma? Did you know that the number one cause of jerkosity is people? We're here to help. And if during that healing process, we mock you a little bit, then shame on us. But also shame on you for being so trusting.
- Book crook
In which a cold, homeless book is rescued from neglect. - Cadaver conundrum
We never thought we'd discuss necrophilia so early in the life of Maximum Ethics, but here you go. - Identity crisis
Or, why all ethical dilemmas ought to be explained in terms of Twinkies.
