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• Youthful Yearning

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Have an ethical dilemma? Did you know that the number one cause of jerkosity is people? We're here to help. And if during that healing process, we mock you a little bit, then shame on us. But also shame on you for being so trusting.

• Book crook
  
  In which a cold, homeless book is rescued from neglect.
• Cadaver conundrum
  
  We never thought we'd discuss necrophilia so early in the life of Maximum Ethics, but here you go.
• Identity crisis
  
  Or, why all ethical dilemmas ought to be explained in terms of Twinkies.

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