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TV and Movies

• Fall TV Preview 2008
  
  If it's fall, it's time for Frank's TV Guide. Watch only what Frank watches.
• Bionic Woman pilot
  
  Random Recap Theater tees off on Jamie Sommers.
• Fall TV Preview 2007
  
  Frank watches more TV so you don't have to. Find out what's crap or not crap.
• American Idol
  
  A full listing of Frank's episode recaps.
• NewsRadio Episode Guide
  
  Let me pat myself on the back and say that some of my episode summaries are packin "the funny."
  Includes NewsRadio Season 1, NewsRadio Season 2, NewsRadio Season 3, NewsRadio Season 4, and the positively awful NewsRadio Season 5
• Dean Cain: National Treasure
  
  Movie Review of Boa. Zach reminds us why we love Dean Cain. He fights snakes! That's why!
• X-Men: The Last Stand
  
  Movie Review
• Fall TV Preview: Day One 2006
  
  What's hot, what's not, on Sunday nights...
• Fall TV Preview: Day Two 2006
  
  What to watch on Monday nights, and what to avoid like poison...
• Fall TV Preview: Day Three 2006
  
  What's up with Tuesday TV?
• Fall TV Preview: Day Four 2006
  
  The wonder of Wednesday...
• Fall TV Preview: Day Five 2006
  
  Thursdays are killing my DVR box...
• Fall TV Preview: Day Six 2006
  
  Finally, Friday...

Action figures, resin, etc.

• Warhammer 40k Guide
  
  My fridge is stocked full with nostalgia juice because of this stuff.
• Misery Children
  
  You know what's really miserable? Children. Period. Macabre rules with these kickin li'l statues.
• Corpse Bride
  
  McFarlane's Corpse Bride figs.
• McFarlane stadium promo
  
  Coolest stadium giveaway ever.
• McFarlane NASCAR figs
  
  McFarlane's only crappy toy line. Watch out for flying pigs.

Games

• Mafia/Werewolf
  
  Rules for this fun little paranoid game we play on the forum.
• Kingmaker
  
  Alternate rules for the classic Avalon Hill game.

Nostalgia (sounds like a disease or sumpthin)

• Rampart
  
  It's a game. With castles. It looks like crap. It's addictive as hell.
• The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
  
  Wootini gets all non-linear on yo' bad ass.

Comics (Marvel, DC)

• THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #529
  
  In which Spidey test drives his new costume, and Civil War gets underway.
• ASTONISHING X-MEN #13
  
  In which we learn some truths about Emma Frost, and several sub-plots drop in to say hi.
• FANTASTIC FOUR #534
  
  In which the Thing and the Human Torch fight the Hulk. That’s never been done before.
• FANTASTIC FOUR #535
  
  In which what happened last issue happens again this issue.
• FIRESTORM #22
  
  In which the recently deceased Firestorm is rebuilt from the ground up.
• THE NEW AVENGERS #16
  
  In which the Avengers don’t appear and bad things happen to good Canadians.
• SHE-HULK #5
  
  In which She-Hulk brings home a cowboy from the Old West.
• SPIDER-MAN LOVES MARY JANE #2
  
  In which MJ makes some friends, and Peter Parker makes an enemy.
• SUPERGIRL #4
  
  In which Supergirl (Dark Supergirl, this time) fights everyone she meets. Again.
• TEEN TITANS #33
  
  In which Nightwing and Superboy fly north and get their gay on.
• THE WALKING DEAD #25
  
  In which our heroes get some zombie-proof duds. And guns. Lots and lots of guns.

Music

• Paris Hilton's album
  
  Adam uses guesses, misinformation and outright lies to review music he's never heard.
• Gunther - Pleasureman
  
  Adam uses speculation and uneducated guesses to review Pleasureman, the new cd from Swedish sex god Gunther.

Video games

• Marvel Ultimate Alliance
  
  Wootini hacks n' slashes his way through.
• Guitar Hero 2
  
  Freebird!
• Hotel Dusk: Room 215
  
  You can check in anytime you want, but you can never leave...until you finish the game.
• Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess
  
  Sorry Link, but the princess is in another castle. Oh, and it's another princess entirely, too. Our bad.
• Tomb Raider: Legends
  
  Review of the latest Lara Croft game for the PSP.
• Console Wars: Round 2
  
  Microsoft had it easy. The Xbox360 had no direct competition. But all that is about to change...
• E3 2006
  
  Microsoft's got a head start, but now Sony and Nintendo reveal what they've got up their sleeves.
• My Brain Hurts!
  
  Can a videogame make you smarter? Well, it sure can make you feel dumb!
• Go! Go! Katamari!
  
  In case Katamari Damacy wasn't addictive enough, Namco has now created a way for you to play the game anytime, anywhere!
• Phoenix Wright
  
  I find Phoenix Wright guilty. Guilty of awesomeness in the first degree!
• Danger: Animal Crossing!
  
  Or: The reason why I want my DS surgically implanted onto my hand.
• Lego My Star Wars II
  
  Legos make everything more fun! It’s true!
• Random Demo Theater
  
  Demo disc madness
• Random Demo Theater #2
  
  Sometimes short bursts of videogames are enough.
• Random Demo Theater #3
  
  Guns, gams and gazongas! Lara Croft is back!
• Dragon Quest VIII
  
  What happens when the two greatest RPG-makers in the biz merge? Well, what do you think?
• If you can't be sexy, be cute
  
  A look at Nintendo DS, Animal Crossing and rabid Nintendogs anticipation. Wootini's got the sickness.
• Next Generation Gap
  
  Preview of the next gen consoles. Here comes the price gouging!
• Not THOSE kind of hot shots
  
  Wootini hits the links for a Hot Shots review.
• Star Bores
  
  KOTOR 2 review. The headline is very misleading because the game was anything BUT boring. Yay misleading headline.
• Lumines
  
  Wootini can't stop the blocks from falling.
• Lego Star Wars
  
  Most fun videogame ever?
• Spider-Man 2
  
  Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does... Well, some of the things a spider can.
• Sony PSP - Now What?
  
  Fine, it's launched. Donde esta the new releases?
• Graffiti Kingdom
  
  Draw your own crap.
• Fantastic Four and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
  
  Here's what could've worked: combine all those characters into ONE game.
• PSP firmware
  
  "Damn you, Sony!" Wootini screams as his Mac laughs at him.
• Dynasty Warriors Advance
  
  Why am I controlling an ancient Chinese warlord in battles that are set to generic heavy metal tunes?
• Sony PSP vs. Nintendo DS
  
  Nintendo DS was a slow starter, but Wootini finds it catching up quick.
• Nintendogs
  
  Wootini talks digital canines.
• Nintendo Revolution Controller
  
  It's a controller. Who cares.
• Nintendogs Show
  
  Wootini enjoys Nintendogs waaaaaaay too much.
• We Heart Katamari
  
  Rollin, rollin, rollin...
• Kirby: Canvas Curse
  
  Good ol' fashioned fun with pink balls.
• Castlevania: Dawn Of Sorrow
  
  Drac's back!
• Burnout Legends
  
  Burnout is still the smashiest racing game out there.
• Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories
  
  Killing people is still fun.
• Xbox 360
  
  360 degrees of separation.
• GTA ratings flap
  
  Ratings systems are often counterintuitive.