Shadow of Malevolence – Clone Wars episode 1.03

Blue fortune cookie. “Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by ego.” Suck it, Michael Jordan. Read more

Sober House 2 season premiere

Will a doctor’s dismissal of rules and consequences in Celebrity Rehab mean a smooth transition to sober living? Of course not. That’s why it’s on TV. Read more

Rising Malevolence – Clone Wars episode 1.02

Blue nugget. “Belief is not a matter of choice, but of conviction.” George Lucas likes the blind ultra-radical belief? Okay, that’s a rog. Read more

Clone Wars Season 1 Episode Guide

I’d originally intended to watch Clone Wars from the beginning, but the trailers to the movie (of what were to be an arc in season 1) were so bad that I held off. I caught an episode or two here and there, but was not impressed. Read more

Ambush – Clone Wars episode 1.01

Blue wisdom. “Great leaders inspire greatness in others.” On that note, we now have a measure of George Lucas’ greatness or lack thereof. Read more

Celebrity Fit Club 7, ep. 5: The Art of War

Enthusiasm slipping…please send cookies… Read more

Voyage of Temptation – Clone Wars season 2.13

Bluish morality.

“Fear not for the future, weep not for the past.” I miss Star Wars when it wasn’t so full of itself. Read more

The Mandalore Plot – Clone Wars season 2.12

Morality in blue.

“If you ignore the past, you jeopardize the future.” But if you use a Delorean to change the past, everything’s aces.

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Clone Wars Season 2 Episode Guide

The season that finally, once and for all, ruins the remaining coolness of the Mandalorian Supercommandos. Read more

Star Wars: Clone Wars Episode Guides

I’ll be perfectly honest. I think the three prequel movies were garbage. I also don’t think much of the ‘expanded universe.’ You like it? Good for you. Just two things: don’t tell me I’m obligated to like it, don’t use the word ‘hater,’ don’t tell me the books are ‘good literature,’ and don’t tell me that’s four things not two. Cool? Cool. Read more