The Zillo Beast Strikes Back – Clone Wars season 2.19

Blue imperative.

“The most dangerous beast is the beast within.” Guest starring Christian Bale? [Continue Reading…]

The Zillo Beast – Clone Wars season 2.18

Blue notes.

“Choose what is right, not what is easy.” Irony, thy name is George Lucas. [Continue Reading…]

Dooku Captured – Clone Wars season 1.11

Blue pride.

“The winding path to peace is always a worthy one, regardless of how many turns it takes.” But in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. [Continue Reading…]

Bounty Hunters – Clone Wars season 2.17


“Courage makes heroes, but trust builds friendship.” And silicone builds boobies. [Continue Reading…]

Cat and Mouse – Clone Wars season 2.16

Blue Lagoon.

“A wise leader knows when to follow.” Follow me, Lucas, follow. You’re so lost right now. Stop listening to money. [Continue Reading…]

Duel of the Droids – Clone Wars episode 1.07

Blue Fun-Tac.

“You hold onto friends by keeping your heart a little softer than your head.” Your friends are softer than keeping your heart on your head. Got it.[Continue Reading…]

Downfall of a Droid – Clone Wars episode 1.06

Blue words.

“Trust in your friends and they’ll have reason to trust in you.” Pfft. How many of us have been burned by that one?[Continue Reading…]

Destroy Malevolence – Clone Wars episode 1.04

Blue pomposity.

“A plan is only as good as those who see it through.” This from a man who openly defends Jar Jar Binks. [Continue Reading…]

Shadow of Malevolence – Clone Wars episode 1.03

Blue fortune cookie.

“Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by ego.” Suck it, Michael Jordan. [Continue Reading…]

Voyage of Temptation – Clone Wars season 2.13

Bluish morality.

“Fear not for the future, weep not for the past.” I miss Star Wars when it wasn’t so full of itself. [Continue Reading…]