Recession in Toyville: War on the Floor V, part 2

Recession in Toyville: Encounter at Mount Staircase
The global recession was hurting Cobra Commander’s terror organization. So despondent was he at recent cutbacks within Cobra that he decided to go for a morning drive. The ritual soothed him. It was a time to relax and collect his thoughts.

Recession in Toyville: War on the Floor V, part 1

Commander: I’m getting back into the ‘Conquer the World’ business, Destro.
Destro: Excellent. My company will be happy to supply you with all the weapons you’ll need at exorbitant prices.

December 2008 archive

War on the Floor IV, this year’s awesomest holiday, and I finish building my bar.

January 2008 archive (3rd anniv.)

3rd anniversary 1.15.2008
Travel more than 100 stupid years for anniversary number three.
More bonus! 1.9.2008
More DVD-style commentary that has nothing to do with shooting in Vancouver. God that’s boring. WOTF 2 commentary awaits.
DVD bonus! 1.7.2008
Want the author’s commentary to the first War on the Floor? It’s like DVD commentary except no Kevin Smith. Commentary awaits.

December 2007 archive

Conclusion 12.27.2007
War on the Floor III concludes in Part 5.
Happy Super Awesome Day 12.18.2007
This year, we’ve compiled the holiday gift guide to end all holiday gift guides.
Enter the dragon 12.10.2007
The Sugar Bunnies attack Peep Village. War on the Floor III continues in Part 4.
Interlude: origin of Cadbury Creme Eggs 12.6.2007
A quick interlude in War [...]

November 2007 archive

War on the Floor III 11.28.2007
Did someone say “finally”? The third part of the series starts today. Part 1. You don’t need to know anything from WOTF 1 and 2. They’re all independent. Still, you might want to check out how it started.
vs. The Lottery 11.13.2007
Is $12 million enough?
Go beep yourself 11.7.2007
Honking your car horn [...]

October 2005 archive

Book Review: Eric Lindros’ “Pursue Your Goals”
Our first book review. Yet another shining moment in the history of this website.

War on the Floor II
The rise and fall of Zombie Pope…in my living room…with action figures.

September 2005 archive

Zombie Pope
Epilogue to the Conclave ‘05 and prologue to War on the Floor II.

March 2005 archive

March 4
The Encounter, part 2 – Prelude to a threesome?
March 7
Double dose of Quite Frankly
Three’s a crowd – whoa, a threeway? in the workplace? That’s some workplace. How’s their dental plan?
Bachelor poison – a certain gay isn’t ready for a serious relationship.
War on the Floor I, part 2 – Teams pick sides. G.I. Joe vs. [...]

February 2005 archive

Feb. 4
Del Taco versus Taco Bell – A self-described fat slob takes on Taco Bell and Del Taco. With a pre-existing ulcer. And acid reflux. And severe vomiting. Be glad, dear reader, you didn’t get the hotel room after our intrepid author finished with it. P.S., you farted.
Feb. 6
The Encounter – I had a blast [...]

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