Death Trap – Clone Wars season 2.20

Blue Fett.

“Who my father was matters less than my memory of him.” …like when I picked up his helmet and his severed head plopped out. That was a pretty vivid memory of him. [Continue Reading…]

Duchess of Mandalore – Clone Wars season 2.14

Blue garbage.

“In war, truth is the first casualty.” Tell that to Poland. [Continue Reading…]

Ambush – Clone Wars episode 1.01

Blue wisdom. “Great leaders inspire greatness in others.” On that note, we now have a measure of George Lucas’ greatness or lack thereof. [Continue Reading…]

The Mandalore Plot – Clone Wars season 2.12



Morality in blue.

“If you ignore the past, you jeopardize the future.” But if you use a Delorean to change the past, everything’s aces.

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To the Death Star and back

Super Awesome Day 2008 concludes.

I met an old friend at the Death Star, Grand Moff Tarkin. I should probably say former old friend, because, as with Boba Fett, all the fanboys flocked to Tarkin as their new favorite Star Wars character with not-so-much screentime (after Fett and Wedge). That pissed me off, too. I was a big Peter Cushing fan. You fanboys ruin everything.[Continue Reading…]

December 2008 archive

Dakota Moongrace, interstellar fag hag

Dakota Moongrace, interstellar fag hag

War on the Floor IV: Skip Hoppington Strikes Back.

  1. Hatching a plan
  2. A new plan to fix the old plan
  3. A gay old finish

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Punch a Jawa Month, 2008

August is Punch a Jawa Month.

August is 'Punch a Jawa Month.'

Jawas 8.20.2008
It’s punch a jawa month.

Star Wars Guide 8.14.2008
Starting my Star Wars Guide: The guide, Boba Fett and Wedge.