Yeah. So. Ten years.
Ten years really flew by. At, uh, at pretty much exactly the amount of time it takes for ten years to pass. It matched one to one. Yeah.
Still no air cars. Still no cure for cancer.
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April 5, 2014 By
Zounds, what is it?[Continue Reading…]
Designs of Doom: Details you never dared dream at your disposal
March 26, 2014 By
The many designs and redesigns of this site.[Continue Reading…]
Design of Doom: Mk. 6 March 2014 to whenever – Back in black
March 26, 2014 By
The Mk. 6 is my favorite of the first six designs.[Continue Reading…]
Design of Doom: Mk. 5b March 2014 – interim doom
March 26, 2014 By
I needed something quick to scrub Mk. 5 out and to act as a placeholder while I worked on Mk. 6.[Continue Reading…]
Design of Doom: Mk. 5 Jan. 2009 to March 2014
March 26, 2014 By
Just when I promised myself no more drastic changes, I made more drastic changes. I moved the whole site to a CMS for easier maintenance. I keep trying to tell myself that while updating hundreds of static pages to fit in better with the rest of the site. Rock on.[Continue Reading…]
Design of Doom: Mk. 4 May 2008 to Jan. 2009
March 26, 2014 By
I got to the point where I couldn’t stand the nameplate anymore. I wanted a design that echoed the product labels of the early 1900s without looking too dated. The older style coupled with the silly MA name would fix everything I had so far botched. It looks great in my head. You know what the problem with that is? I have to translate that into a graphics program.[Continue Reading…]
Design of Doom: Mk. 3 Nov. 2006 to May 2008 – Third time’s a charmingly disjointed mess
March 26, 2014 By
Although I liked the big, bold “Maximum” on the old design, I wanted to try something vastly different for the next design. I wanted to create an over-the-top effect with a smaller font size. [Continue Reading…]
Design of Doom: Mk. 2 Jan. 2005 to Oct. 2006
March 26, 2014 By
Moving on to design 2. You can open your eyes now. What do you mean they’ve been open? Oh, you poor sod. Move. Ing. On.[Continue Reading…]
Design of Doom: Mk. 1 Jan. 2005 – The ugly beginning
March 26, 2014 By
It began in ugly fashion in January 2005. I pooled all my html knowledge together in late 2004 to cobble what has to be the most randomly stitched-up site since blinking gifs fell out of style. Doubtless, you remember the first anniversary article in which I reminisced about the very first design of this site. Let’s look at it again, shall we? Close your eyes…[Continue Reading…]
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