Recession in Toyville: War on the Floor V, part 2

Recession in Toyville: Encounter at Mount Staircase
The global recession was hurting Cobra Commander’s terror organization. So despondent was he at recent cutbacks within Cobra that he decided to go for a morning drive. The ritual soothed him. It was a time to relax and collect his thoughts.

Valentine’s Day with a Goompgomp

Baloomp, shuffled the Goompgomp, who walked with a limp. One leg was too big, the other had been lost years ago in a horrible fish jumping accident. The Goompgomps have conical pods for limbs and this one was no exception. Except for his right leg which had been lost years ago in a horrible fish [...]

5th anniversary…of doom: The big oh-five

How has this site survived five long years on the internet? The internet! You can’t just go on the internet. They don’t take just anybody. And how on earth does an idea turn into electronic gold? What kind of machine tooling and manufacturing wizardry (and possibly gnomes) are involved?

Recession in Toyville: War on the Floor V, part 1

Commander: I’m getting back into the ‘Conquer the World’ business, Destro.
Destro: Excellent. My company will be happy to supply you with all the weapons you’ll need at exorbitant prices.

Halloween IV

I know what you’re thinking. Ol’ Dave forgot about Halloween this year. Three years of bloody tradition scrapped!

McAwesome as Eric Mangini on SBR Radio

I will be on on Jeckles’ Shitty Blog Radio show as Eric Mangini to discuss all things Mangini-related. The show.

McAwesome on SBR radio

I appeared on Jeckles’ legendary Shitty Blog Radio show last night to discuss extremely important topics, including who is the greatest Jedi. Mostly I learned that I talk way too fast.

Brett Favre: The Game

Brett Favre should have his own video game. This is what it should look like.

Forum update

I’m updating the forum. If for any reason you can’t log in (or if I screw up and the forum is fubared), either email me (dave at this domain) or leave a comment at here.

Dave McAwesome vs. Toy Fair 2009

McAwesome is denied a beer as the group discuss the goodies at New York Toy Fair.

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