Just to say hi

Were you moved–perhaps touched–by one of the articles here so much that you want to reach out and connect with one of us keyboard jockeys? You feel that bone-deep need down in your squishy parts to grab one of us and say, “hey, man, I’ve been there too, y’know? I’ve. Been. There.” Well…er…great. But, hey, this isn’t the web equivalent of “a very special episode of Blossom.” I’m pretty sure you don’t actually need to contact me or anyone else here. Check out the About section to learn more about us instead.

On the other hand, if you’ve got a hankerin to send me–er, I mean us–something valuable, such as…oh, I don’t know…let me think of a good example…money, for instance, then you can send it to:

Dave McAwesome
P.O. Box 164
New Hyde Park, NY 11040

Ticking packages will be returned to sender.

For email inquiries:

Team Awesome

Team Awesome

“But…but…I have a man-crush on you.”

That’s sweet. Gross, but sweet. Most questions can be asked in the “Ask McAwesome” thread in the forum. I’m much more accessible there, assuming you don’t PM me. I hate PMs.

And for the love of all that is holy and pure, don’t send me any memes. Oh, jesus, you want to socially network? Hell.

See you around. Watch out fer snakes.

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