“The most dangerous beast is the beast within.” Guest starring Christian Bale? Read more
“Choose what is right, not what is easy.” Irony, thy name is George Lucas. Read more
“The winding path to peace is always a worthy one, regardless of how many turns it takes.” But in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. Read more
“Courage makes heroes, but trust builds friendship.” And silicone builds boobies. Read more
“A wise leader knows when to follow.” Follow me, Lucas, follow. You’re so lost right now. Stop listening to money. Read more
“You hold onto friends by keeping your heart a little softer than your head.” Your friends are softer than keeping your heart on your head. Got it. Read more
“In war, truth is the first casualty.” Tell that to Poland. Read more
“Fear not for the future, weep not for the past.” I miss Star Wars when it wasn’t so full of itself. Read more
Morality in blue.
“If you ignore the past, you jeopardize the future.” But if you use a Delorean to change the past, everything’s aces.