First time here?

First time visiting? Right. So. The first thing we need is all your cash. After you’ve handed over all your cash and credit cards and deeds, titles, etc. and amended your will appropriately, then let us say, “Welcome aboard.”

This site is 4 years old and until recently I hand coded every frickin page. Those pages are still there on the old home page. So bear with me while I continue to update crap around here.

If you want to hit the highlights of the site, check out The War on the Floor, my epic tale about the action figures I grew up with. In humble ode, I pit them against each other in mortal combat. With pictures!

Ha haaaa! Has the hilarity ensued yet? No? For an even stranger brand of comedy, check out the time I ran for Pope. Not only do I have the pictures and funny words to tell the tale, I also have full motion video.