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War on the Floor II: The Rise and Fall of Zombie Pope

by Dave McAwesome

The Introduction of Great Importance

I don't care. Seriously.Quick note: There is some light-hearted spoofing on religion here. My priority is to make this as funny as possible without worrying about whether or not you, your tenuous beliefs and/or your low self-esteem are offended. And, no, I will not disclose my personal religious views. If you continue to read and are offended, let me leave you with this: I. Don't. Care. Also: I wrote this entire thing under severe influence of alcohol. So...good for me, I guess.

The Players:

Proceed to part 1, Sermon on the Couch.
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