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• 24
  
  The missing episode: Jack Bauer gets hungry.
• American Idolatry
  
  A Maximum Awesome tipster sniffs out Bo Bice.
• Aspire to be Adequate
  
  The "Just Enough to Get By" Award! Let's hear it for marginal competance!
• Bacon Factory
  
  Zach's got an opening at his bacon factory. Polish up those resumes, people. (Two-parter.)
• Blogtards
  
  Blogging...it all went horribly, horribly wrong. Our expert panel weighs in on blogging, bloggers, blogs and why most of them suck. (Plus, the introduction of Blog_Thunderdome.)
• Bored of the Rings?
  
  Look no further for the cure. Instead of watching the 17 hours of additional hobbit-related footage, here's a much shorter version of the film. A capital idea Boromir has here: Why not a catapult? Part 1 and Part 2
• Book Review: Eric Lindros' "Pursue Your Goals"
  
  Our first book review. Yet another shining moment in the history of this website.
• Cereal Awareness Month '06
  
  Berry Krispies kicks off Cereal Awareness Month with a confusing melange of flavors and misleading cereal box activities.
• Cocoa Pebbles: The Poisoning
  
  I can't lie. I always liked Fruity Pebbles better.
• Cockta
  
  I ingest another questionable food product.
• Cookie Crisp
  
  Solution to the Cookie Crisp cereal box puzzle. Difficulty level: medium.
• The Crocus Saga
  
  A tale of the first flower of Spring, how it turned to an Evil Presence and it's eventual demise at the rough heels of Nature.
• Elephants are evil
  
  Won't you join the fight against this ivory-wielding mencace? (Two-parter.)
• The Encounter Saga
  
  Slightly, ahem, mature type theme there, what with all the lipstick lesbians and such. Proceed at your own discretion.
• Fan Appreciation Day
  
  Fans are best when they give you stuff.
• Flame War Badge
  
  We all know that there's nothing more important in life than winning an argument on the internet. Finally, there's a badge for it.
• Four easy steps to rock greatness
  
  These are the exact steps Bon Jovi used. Probably.
• FrustrationQuest
  
  Better than Zork ever was, enter a world of limited possibilities.
• The Game of Life
  
  Zach's triptych of the Game of Life.
• The 'Gay' NHL
  
  The debut of Maximum Sports.
• G.I. Joe Guide
  
  I can't have a Transformers guide without having an equally uninformative G.I. Joe counterpart. So. Here's my take on the characters in the G.I. Joe universe.
• Go Beep Yourself
  
  Love at the speed of a honking horn.
• Greg McAwesome, Jedi Knight
  
  Thanks to Underoos, my brother became a jedi. I still kicked his ass.
• Grimlock vs. Taco Bell
  
  Grimlock shares his thoughts about the sayings on the Taco Bell sauce packets
• Guest bartender
  
  Here's a really bad idea: a charity made me a guest bartender.
• H&R Schlock
  
  Nothing says "reliable, trustworthy accountant firm" faster than a free 'scratch and win' ticket with your tax return.
• The Herpes Lifestyle
  
  An in-depth look at the herpes lifestyle and the perscription drugs that do everything except cure it.
• The enigmatic Hugo Moped
  
  A letter (and response to) Hugo Moped, mysterious adventurer.
• iFuze, the iPhone accessory
  
  You know you want it. The iFuze for iPhone.
• Ink Tales
  
  A very special and meaningful tattoo full of special meanings.
• The Just Enough to Get By Award
  
  Adam Brown hands out our first award for mere adequacy.
• Lucky Charms: Decoded
  
  This time I take down Lucky himself (features telephone goodness).
• Manly Man Food for Men
  
  How to eat like a man without having to read some wussy-ass book.
• The Matrix
  
  Zach's triptych of the Matrix.
• The Maximum Awesome Awards
  
  Everybody else has self-important awards this time of year. Ours are stupider. Part 1, part 2, part 3, and finally part 4
• McRib Appreciation Month
  
  Fake pork? I'll take two.
• Ms. Man
  
  The disintegration of mankind.
• NewsRadio Episode Guide
  
  Let me pat myself on the back and say that some of my episode summaries are packin "the funny."
• NFL Quarterback Passer Rating
  
  Of all the burning questions in my head, I choose to answer the stupidest.
• Pikavision
  
  Pikachu and Squirtle ride a Pokemon wave into uncharted television territory. Plus, take a look at the much vaunted McAwesome Ass-kicking Machine.
• Ponch
  
  It's Ponch. What more explanation do you need?
• Poncherello
  
  Ponch defies helmet head.
• Presidential elections 2008
  
  President, schmesident. Check out the new reality TV show called Presidential Debates It kinda sucks. Still stumped? Let's play 'Coke or Pepsi?' Ho, now! Lesser of two evils? You're soaking in it. Let's meet our two choices.
• Ram Turbo Danger
  
  A closer look at the vaunted Dreadnok Thunder Machine.
• Road Ridiculous Prelude
  
  This is a prelude to a longer story. Someday, Cris might actually finish it. Today is not that day.
• Seven Wonders of the World
  
  So long, Hanging Gardens of Babylon. We've got the new list of wonders of the modern world.
• Shave that Thing
  
  A beard isn't a right; it's a privilege.
• Spamageddon
  
  Striking back against spam. The triumphant victory of Ninja Force 3000 and the origins of the Horsemen of McAwesome.
• Star Wars Guide
  
  The definitive guide to Star Wars. Minus the facts.
• Stubb's BBQ Sauce
  
  I swallowed his soul.
• Taco vs taco
  
  Taco Bell versus Del Taco, a Mexican fast food deathmatch smothered in picante sauce.
• Transformers Guide
  
  Accurate? No. Informative? Unlikely. Nevertheless, here's my take on the characters in the Transformers universe.
• Trivial Pursuit
  
  Zach's triptych of Trivial Pursuit.
• Valentine's Gift Guide
  
  For some people, this is a happy occasion. The rest of us hate those people.
• Wish you were here (on Cobra Island)
  
  The news sucks. It's a bunch of pretty faces in front of a teleprompter who have no inclination to get to the heart of issues. So when Osama popped his head out of the cave long enough for a sound bite, we knew right away how important it was to ignore the issue and just crack jokes.
• Wrong email
  
  Sometimes emails go to the wrong place. Karl knows.
• Zach's IMs: Cleaning
  
  Zach shares a short IM conversation.
• Zach's IMs: Vampire AIDS
  
  It's no wonder he's the most blocked man on MSN.