The missing episode: Jack Bauer gets hungry.

A Maximum Awesome tipster sniffs out Bo Bice.

The "Just Enough to Get By" Award! Let's hear it for marginal competance!

Zach's got an opening at his bacon factory. Polish up those resumes, people. (Two-parter.)

Blogging...it all went horribly, horribly wrong. Our expert panel weighs in on blogging, bloggers, blogs and why most of them suck. (Plus, the introduction of Blog_Thunderdome.)

Look no further for the cure. Instead of watching the 17 hours of additional hobbit-related footage, here's a much shorter version of the film. A capital idea Boromir has here: Why not a catapult? Part 1 and Part 2

Our first book review. Yet another shining moment in the history of this website.

Berry Krispies kicks off Cereal Awareness Month with a confusing melange of flavors and misleading cereal box activities.

I can't lie. I always liked Fruity Pebbles better.

I ingest another questionable food product.

Solution to the Cookie Crisp cereal box puzzle. Difficulty level: medium.

A tale of the first flower of Spring, how it turned to an Evil Presence and it's eventual demise at the rough heels of Nature.

Won't you join the fight against this ivory-wielding mencace? (Two-parter.)

Slightly, ahem, mature type theme there, what with all the lipstick lesbians and such. Proceed at your own discretion.

Fans are best when they give you stuff.

We all know that there's nothing more important in life than winning an argument on the internet. Finally, there's a badge for it.

These are the exact steps Bon Jovi used. Probably.

Better than Zork ever was, enter a world of limited possibilities.

Zach's triptych of the Game of Life.

The debut of Maximum Sports.

I can't have a Transformers guide without having an equally uninformative G.I. Joe counterpart. So. Here's my take on the characters in the G.I. Joe universe.

Love at the speed of a honking horn.

Thanks to Underoos, my brother became a jedi. I still kicked his ass.

Grimlock shares his thoughts about the sayings on the Taco Bell sauce packets

Here's a really bad idea: a charity made me a guest bartender.

Nothing says "reliable, trustworthy accountant firm" faster than a free 'scratch and win' ticket with your tax return.

An in-depth look at the herpes lifestyle and the perscription drugs that do everything except cure it.

You know you want it. The iFuze for iPhone.

A very special and meaningful tattoo full of special meanings.

Adam Brown hands out our first award for mere adequacy.

This time I take down Lucky himself (features telephone goodness).

How to eat like a man without having to read some wussy-ass book.

Zach's triptych of the Matrix.

Everybody else has self-important awards this time of year. Ours are stupider. Part 1, part 2, part 3, and finally part 4

Fake pork? I'll take two.

The disintegration of mankind.

Let me pat myself on the back and say that some of my episode summaries are packin "the funny."

Of all the burning questions in my head, I choose to answer the stupidest.

Pikachu and Squirtle ride a Pokemon wave into uncharted television territory. Plus, take a look at the much vaunted McAwesome Ass-kicking Machine.

It's Ponch. What more explanation do you need?

Ponch defies helmet head.

A closer look at the vaunted Dreadnok Thunder Machine.

This is a prelude to a longer story. Someday, Cris might actually finish it. Today is not that day.

So long, Hanging Gardens of Babylon. We've got the new list of wonders of the modern world.

A beard isn't a right; it's a privilege.

Striking back against spam. The triumphant victory of Ninja Force 3000 and the origins of the Horsemen of McAwesome.

I swallowed his soul.

Taco Bell versus Del Taco, a Mexican fast food deathmatch smothered in picante sauce.

Accurate? No. Informative? Unlikely. Nevertheless, here's my take on the characters in the Transformers universe.

Zach's triptych of Trivial Pursuit.

For some people, this is a happy occasion. The rest of us hate those people.

The news sucks. It's a bunch of pretty faces in front of a teleprompter who have no inclination to get to the heart of issues. So when Osama popped his head out of the cave long enough for a sound bite, we knew right away how important it was to ignore the issue and just crack jokes.

Sometimes emails go to the wrong place. Karl knows.

Zach shares a short IM conversation.

It's no wonder he's the most blocked man on MSN.