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The missing episode: Jack Bauer gets hungry.
- American Idolatry
A Maximum Awesome tipster sniffs out Bo Bice.
- Aspire to be Adequate
The "Just Enough to Get By" Award! Let's hear it for marginal competance!
- Bacon Factory
Zach's got an opening at his bacon factory. Polish up those resumes, people. (Two-parter.)
Blogging...it all went horribly, horribly wrong. Our expert panel weighs in on blogging, bloggers, blogs and why most of them suck. (Plus, the introduction of Blog_Thunderdome.)
- Bored of the Rings?
- Book Review: Eric Lindros' "Pursue Your Goals"
Our first book review. Yet another shining moment in the history of this website.
- Cereal Awareness Month '06
Berry Krispies kicks off Cereal Awareness Month with a confusing melange of flavors and misleading cereal box activities.
- Cocoa Pebbles: The Poisoning
I can't lie. I always liked Fruity Pebbles better.
I ingest another questionable food product.
- Cookie Crisp
Solution to the Cookie Crisp cereal box puzzle. Difficulty level: medium.
- The Crocus Saga
A tale of the first flower of Spring, how it turned to an Evil Presence and it's eventual demise at the rough heels of Nature.
- Elephants are evil
Won't you join the fight against this ivory-wielding mencace? (Two-parter.)
- The Encounter Saga
Slightly, ahem, mature type theme there, what with all the lipstick lesbians and such. Proceed at your own discretion.
- Fan Appreciation Day
Fans are best when they give you stuff.
- Flame War Badge
We all know that there's nothing more important in life than winning an argument on the internet. Finally, there's a badge for it.
- Four easy steps to rock greatness
These are the exact steps Bon Jovi used. Probably.
Better than Zork ever was, enter a world of limited possibilities.
- The Game of Life
Zach's triptych of the Game of Life.
- The 'Gay' NHL
The debut of Maximum Sports.
- G.I. Joe Guide
I can't have a Transformers guide without having an equally uninformative G.I. Joe counterpart. So. Here's my take on the characters in the G.I. Joe universe.
- Go Beep Yourself
Love at the speed of a honking horn.
- Greg McAwesome, Jedi Knight
Thanks to Underoos, my brother became a jedi. I still kicked his ass.
- Grimlock vs. Taco Bell
Grimlock shares his thoughts about the sayings on the Taco Bell sauce packets
- Guest bartender
Here's a really bad idea: a charity made me a guest bartender.
- H&R Schlock
Nothing says "reliable, trustworthy accountant firm" faster than a free 'scratch and win' ticket with your tax return.
- The Herpes Lifestyle
An in-depth look at the herpes lifestyle and the perscription drugs that do everything except cure it.
- The enigmatic Hugo Moped
A letter (and response to) Hugo Moped, mysterious adventurer.
- iFuze, the iPhone accessory
You know you want it. The iFuze for iPhone.
- Ink Tales
A very special and meaningful tattoo full of special meanings.
- The Just Enough to Get By Award
Adam Brown hands out our first award for mere adequacy.
- Lucky Charms: Decoded
This time I take down Lucky himself (features telephone goodness).
- Manly Man Food for Men
How to eat like a man without having to read some wussy-ass book.
- The Matrix
Zach's triptych of the Matrix.
- The Maximum Awesome Awards
- McRib Appreciation Month
Fake pork? I'll take two.
- Ms. Man
The disintegration of mankind.
- NewsRadio Episode Guide
Let me pat myself on the back and say that some of my episode summaries are packin "the funny."
- NFL Quarterback Passer Rating
Of all the burning questions in my head, I choose to answer the stupidest.
Pikachu and Squirtle ride a Pokemon wave into uncharted television territory. Plus, take a look at the much vaunted McAwesome Ass-kicking Machine.
It's Ponch. What more explanation do you need?
Ponch defies helmet head.
- Presidential elections 2008
- Ram Turbo Danger
A closer look at the vaunted Dreadnok Thunder Machine.
- Road Ridiculous Prelude
This is a prelude to a longer story. Someday, Cris might actually finish it. Today is not that day.
- Seven Wonders of the World
So long, Hanging Gardens of Babylon. We've got the new list of wonders of the modern world.
- Shave that Thing
A beard isn't a right; it's a privilege.
Striking back against spam. The triumphant victory of Ninja Force 3000 and the origins of the Horsemen of McAwesome.
- Star Wars Guide
The definitive guide to Star Wars. Minus the facts.
- Stubb's BBQ Sauce
I swallowed his soul.
- Taco vs taco
Taco Bell versus Del Taco, a Mexican fast food deathmatch smothered in picante sauce.
- Transformers Guide
Accurate? No. Informative? Unlikely. Nevertheless, here's my take on the characters in the Transformers universe.
- Trivial Pursuit
Zach's triptych of Trivial Pursuit.
- Valentine's Gift Guide
For some people, this is a happy occasion. The rest of us hate those people.
- Wish you were here (on Cobra Island)
The news sucks. It's a bunch of pretty faces in front of a teleprompter who have no inclination to get to the heart of issues. So when Osama popped his head out of the cave long enough for a sound bite, we knew right away how important it was to ignore the issue and just crack jokes.
- Wrong email
Sometimes emails go to the wrong place. Karl knows.
- Zach's IMs: Cleaning
Zach shares a short IM conversation.
- Zach's IMs: Vampire AIDS
It's no wonder he's the most blocked man on MSN.