FrustrationQuest

More fun and games with instant messages!

by Zach Whalen

Zach: You wake up on some HAY. You are in a STABLES. There is a HORSE, a BARN CATS and a SOME CHEWING TOBACCO. Exits are NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST, EAST, NORTHEAST and WEST. Command?:_
Joker: Go up forever
Zach: You have entered INFINITE VACUUM OF SPACE. There is a SILVER CHALICE, a METEORITE, a SPACE STATION and a THE SUN,. Exits are: you cannot escape the airless void and you die and your head explodes. GAME OVER. Command?:_
Joker: Visit Space Station
Zach: It is a SPACE STATION. Command?:_
Joker: Blow up space station
Zach: It is a SPACE STATION. Command?:_
Joker: Direct METEORITE towards SPACE STATION
Zach: Just a regular looking METEORITE. Command?:_
Joker: Go on a journey to retrieve the SILVER CHALICE from the METEORITE
Zach: You walk EAST and come to a village. There is a MAN, a HOUSE, a HOUSE, a STORE, a HOUSE, a SCARECROW, and a WAGON, and a HOUSE. Exits are NONE. Command?:_
Joker: Kick SCARECROW
Zach: You kick the SCARECROW. Nothing happens. Command?:_
Joker: pretend to be SCARECROW and steal all it's business
Zach: SCARECROW chortles loudly and says "I don't know anything about MAGIC SCROLL. Maybe that DWARF knows something..." Command?:_
Joker: Kick DWARF
Zach: Do not recognize object "DWARF." Command?:_
Joker: Say HELLO
Zach: Do not recognize command "Say." Command?:_
Joker: SPEAK HELLO
Zach: You cannot speak because you are a ghost because you died in space because you couldn't breathe enough air to breathe. GAME OVER.
Zach: ...
Zach: Command?:_