Letter from Hugo Moped
Tales of mystery and adventure.by Hugo Moped
Hello David Mcawesome.
Here is a note to explain my peculiar lack of updates and contact with your fine website establishment. David, I have no computer. Today I am taking a fake sick day, and here I am, having snuck into a friend's house (through the front door), typing this on his computer while he endures back breaking labor! HAHAHA life is cruel for some.
David, I am getting a typewriter, which I will use to write the most fantastic stories of adventure and mystery. Of course I will not be able to teleport these amazing tales to you through the magical portal of the internet. Such is life. But David I make this promise to you: anytime I am in the vicinity of a computing device, and the magic strikes, I will weave a most beautiful article and send it for your approval. This is my guarantee.
David, I have only one request. From here on out, I would like my work to be published under my nom de plume, Hugo Moped - if that would not be a hassle. You see, this is for your protection. Certain unsavory characters are on my trail and I fear if they found out you are in contact with me, they would brutalize you in hopes of discovering my terrible secrets. Yes this is all very strange, but I hope you will understand.
David, I must apologize for not sending you any new material. I realize you are trying to run a quality website establishment and I hope you are not upset. Even as I write you this note, I am perusing your fine pages, catching up on all the splendour I have missed. Your anniversary edition was delightful. And how pleasant it is to be catching up on the latest season of America's Idol. DAVID I DO NOT EVEN HAVE A TV. But that is neither here nor there. David, I wish you the best of luck and good health.