G.I. Joe Cobra Destro Dreadnoks characters

McAwesome Guide to G.I. Joe

...and Cobra, Destro, Dreadnoks and all that crazy ninja stuff

by Dave McAwesome

What was supposed to be America's elite fighting force battling a ruthless, world-wide terrorist organization eventually devolved into purple combat vehicles, javelins, boxing gloves and Sgt. Slaughter. Elite? No. Modern? No. Best Dressed at the office Halloween party? In the bag, without a doubt. In. The. Bag. What happened to the coolest toy line on earth? You'll get an idea as you peruse the guide.

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