McAwesome Guide to Transformers

Autobots, Decepticons, Cybertron and all that other good stuff

by Dave McAwesome

This is probably one of those times I should've let my fond memories stand without mucking them up with a lot of 'research.' I only hung around for the first year or two of the toys plus the cartoon. I hated the original movie, Beast Wars and Michael Bay. Looking at the toys for the first time in many years, it's clear they are subpar. Still, the fond memories and battlefield scars on my living room carpet remain. If you're looking for an accurate, informative guide to the characters, you should've known better. Instead, you have this.

• Autobots
  • Bumblebee
  • Ironhide
  • Jazz
  • Optimus Prime
  • Ratchet
• Decepticons
  • Barricade
  • Blackout
  • Bonecrusher
  • Brawl
  • Frenzy
  • Megatron
  • Scorponok
  • Starscream
• War on the Floor - Action figures battling on my living room floor. These annual exploits often feature G.I. Joes and Transformers.

By the way, the material on this site does not in any way, shape or form intend to challenge or infringe on the rights holders of any of the characters and intellectual property. That should be pretty obvious, guy. All of the characters, brands and icons are trademarks of their respective parent companies. This site is a humor, satire and parody site, so just frickin relax.