Ratchet, Autobot

What's up, doc? Yeah? Shut up, college.

by Dave McAwesome

Ooh, Ratchet the Autobot medic. A doctor. Yeah, we're so impressed. Why are you wearing your O.R. scrubs to the bar? Dude, that's pathetic. No! No, I don't want to talk about gastro-intenology-streptococcal-phlebitis. Shut up! You impress no one. Shut! Up!

Without your little prescription pad, you'd be serving 5 to 10 on a narc rap.