Decepticons: peace through tyranny

Cybertron's most stupidly named faction. Transformers: robots in disguise.

by Dave McAwesome

The Decepticons, who built Cyberton's aeronautics industry, are fiercely opposed to the Autobots, who believe air travel is morally impure and, more importantly, will erode profits from their automotive sales. Rather than solve their problems through a best-of-five match of Connect Four, they fight

Ah, the Decepticons. What long hours it took to think of this name. "We're deceptive, crafty devils, so how 'bout the Craftycons or the Trickytrons or the Sneakybutts?" read the minutes of the Cybertron Antagonist Naming Committee. Maybe 'Decepticons' ain't too bad in the scope of things.