Super Awesome Day 2007

Holiday Gift Guide

by Dave McAwesome

There's one thing you gotta respect during the holiday season: naked commerce. The trouble is not knowing what to buy but how many. A 52-inch television is nice, but three 52-inch televisions are nicer. That's what the holidays are about.

One of the founding principles of Super Awesome Day was that it give people an extra day to shop. A last ditch 24 hours to satiate the burning hunger of the retail god. Adam and I have compiled a list of the best last-minute gifts for your loved one. Merry Consumerism to you, dear reader, and a Happy Super Awesome Day to all.

• Bella Sara
• Battle Wheels
• Coach an artist
• Digital voice recorder
• Dinosaur expedition
• A donkey
• Flock of chicks
• Milestones in science
• Ostrich jerky
• Star naming certificate
• Tie of the month club
• Toilet tattoos