My fans (gauged by the game's fan loyalty index) are happier with the team now that we've shown a propensity not to suck (frequent Stafford picks notwithstanding). We all know what that means. Higher ticket prices. … [Continue reading]
Madden 2010 Campaign, Part 3
October 18, 2009 By
In a normal season, an undefeated start would be cause for celebration. However, a closer look at the Buffalo Bills defensive statistics reveals a troubling trend developing. The Bills, while 2-0, are currently ranked 31st in the NFL in passing … [Continue reading]
Detroit Lions campaign in Football Mogul, part 3
October 15, 2009 By
Mike Stafford is not progressing as well as I'd hoped. He's got two seasons under his belt, solid receivers, and a line that's giving him a little time in the pocket. My scouts say his abilities have shown only marginal improvement. This is bad … [Continue reading]
Byzantine Empire in Europa Universalis, part 5
October 7, 2009 By
It's difficult to explain to your 15th century kingdom what a crash to desktop error is. Needless to say, they learned a little French as we deja-vu-ed ourselves into Mamluk territory again. Things didn't go quite as well this time. … [Continue reading]
Detroit Lions campaign in Football Mogul, part 2
October 6, 2009 By
After the season, I scouted the free agent market. The Falcons let Matt Ryan go. Wow. All he did was throw for 3000+ and 20+ TDs. I can see why they didn't renew his contract. How dare he not throw for 4000+ and 30+ TDs. In Baseball Mogul, there is a … [Continue reading]
Byzantine Empire in Europa Universalis, part 4
October 1, 2009 By
I applied the same method of instigating internal revolt and waiting for the proper timing to my next war against the Mamluks. The proud history of the Mamluks is a long one--and proud, hence the adjective at the beginning of this sentence. They … [Continue reading]
Detroit Lions campaign in Football Mogul, part 1
September 30, 2009 By
I'm taking control of a team that is arguably more pathetic than the New York Jets, who last won the Super Bowl in 1969 and have only 2 AFC title game losses since. Who could that be? The Cleveland Browns? No, there are teams with worse modern … [Continue reading]
Madden 2010 Campaign, Part 2
September 25, 2009 By
Degenerate gamblers, still smoldering from the week 1 dismantling of the heavily favored Patriots, conspire to make the Bills 8 point favorites against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Tampa is visiting Ralph Wilson stadium for the first time in history, … [Continue reading]
McAwesome as Eric Mangini on SBR Radio
September 24, 2009 By
I will be on on Jeckles' Shitty Blog Radio show as Eric Mangini to discuss all things Mangini-related. The show. … [Continue reading]
Byzantine Empire in Europa Universalis, part 3
September 23, 2009 By
Fresh off a (lucky) stomping of the Ottoman Empire, "Just barely!" became our new battlecry. Once my new territories had stabilized, I considered the future. The Portuguese cowardice really spoke to me. I could fight a costly succession of wars … [Continue reading]
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