We're down to the final six, and in case there's any confusion, Ryan breaks it down for us. "A paint salesman, a high school student, a glass-blower, a mother, a father, and a construction worker." That's what this show has come to: the people in … [Continue reading]
Death Trap – Clone Wars season 2.20
April 26, 2010 By
Blue Fett. "Who my father was matters less than my memory of him." ...like when I picked up his helmet and his severed head plopped out. That was a pretty vivid memory of him. … [Continue reading]
Sober House 2, ep. 7: Moneylessness
April 26, 2010 By
If you have a drug problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...Dr. Drew's Sober House. … [Continue reading]
American Idol Results: Idol Gives Back
April 22, 2010 By
After a wonderful skip-year, "Idol Gives Back" is swooping down on us like a poor, disease-ridden, bird of prey. It wants our time. It wants our money. It absolutely wants our votes. And I think, maybe, it wants our souls. This is American Idol. … [Continue reading]
American Idol Top 7: Outwit, Outplay…Inspire?
April 21, 2010 By
With "Idol Gives Back" looming over us like a starving, malaria-ridden guillotine, tonight's musical theme is "inspirational songs," which for the contestants, roughly translates as "something I heard on the radio at some point." But there are only … [Continue reading]
The Zillo Beast Strikes Back – Clone Wars season 2.19
April 19, 2010 By
Blue imperative. "The most dangerous beast is the beast within." Guest starring Christian Bale? … [Continue reading]
River Trolls – toy of the week
April 18, 2010 By
Games Workshop is releasing a new set of 3 plastic River Trolls for Warhammer. This is why I love this crazy company. … [Continue reading]
Kookies generic no frills Cookie Crisp
April 18, 2010 By
I've been waiting for a no frills version of Cookie Crisp for years. … [Continue reading]
Sober House 2, ep. 6: Gutlessness
April 16, 2010 By
Haha, when I said I was dropping the show last week, did you believe me? No, I'm doing to the show what it does in treating addicts: pretend to be all serious but not follow through one iota. So...here I am watching another episode. Damn it. I just … [Continue reading]
American Idol Top 9: Results (For Real!)
April 16, 2010 By
Last night, the contestants performed a series of Elvis classics because they wanted us to know, in case there was any doubt, that although they're certainly more interesting than watching paint dry, they're far less interesting than inhaling the … [Continue reading]
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