On Tuesday, the contestants performed songs from the Lennon/McCartney songbook. Yoko may have broken up the Beatles, but it took this show to destroy them. And in the end, the love you take...is equal to the number of white Hanes t-shirts in Simon's … [Continue reading]
Cloak of Darkness – Clone Wars season 1.09
April 7, 2010 By
Bluetorial. "Ignore your instincts at your peril." Mine told me to stay away from this show. … [Continue reading]
American Idol Top 9: All You Need Is Love (and Caffeine)
April 6, 2010 By
This just in! Before the show, the Idol judges shockingly (!) stand around talking (!!), and Ryan is allowed into the control room to look at the monitors -- but not to touch anything (it's like Bring Your Child to Work Day, but with a much shorter … [Continue reading]
Celebrity Fit Club 7, ep. 9: Season Finale
April 6, 2010 By
It's hard to believe this show is finally over. As these E-listers resolved to trim the fat, so have I: my junk TV viewing. Goodbye Celebrity Fit Club. … [Continue reading]
Sober House 2, ep. 4: Lawlessness
April 6, 2010 By
I should never have started recapping Sober House. Never. … [Continue reading]
Bounty Hunters – Clone Wars season 2.17
April 5, 2010 By
Blues. "Courage makes heroes, but trust builds friendship." And silicone builds boobies. … [Continue reading]
Cat and Mouse – Clone Wars season 2.16
April 1, 2010 By
Blue Lagoon. "A wise leader knows when to follow." Follow me, Lucas, follow. You're so lost right now. Stop listening to money. … [Continue reading]
Celebrity Fit Club 7, ep. 8: The Crucible
April 1, 2010 By
Week 8. Harvey's putting the Fit Clubbers through the Crucible, the Marines' grueling rite of passage for newly trained recruits. It's serious. The CFC version, we know, will not be. … [Continue reading]
American Idol Top 10: Results
March 31, 2010 By
Last night, the ten remaining contestants (mostly) snoozed and/or screeched their way through a series of R&B/soul hits -- after being mentored by the "artist" known as Usher, who was hired because Sisqó was too busy. Tonight, another lukewarm … [Continue reading]
Sober House 2, ep. 3: Joylessness
March 31, 2010 By
Last episode, Kari Ann hit a cameraman and was kicked out. Mike also hit a cameraman. Now we learn his punishment: he has to stay with Will for a night. Huhr? … [Continue reading]
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