Blue stuff. "Searching for the truth is easy. Accepting the truth is hard." Also easy? Death and the first level of Super Mario Brothers. … [Continue reading]
Duchess of Mandalore – Clone Wars season 2.14
Blue garbage. "In war, truth is the first casualty." Tell that to Poland. … [Continue reading]
Sober House 2, ep. 2: Get a job
The only thing that can save this show is a 9.2 that flushes this noxious city into the Pacific (and that's coming from someone who actually likes LA). … [Continue reading]
Celebrity Fit Club 7, ep. 6: The Art of Whine
Bus. They've salvaged a bus segment this episode. "I worked out like a crackhead," says Shar. When is the last time you saw a crackhead at the gym? Or pump iron in their crack den? Or do anything other than smoke more crack? … [Continue reading]
American Idol: Top 12 Results
The culling is well underway. Tonight, another dream is shattered as we go from 12 to 11 finalists. I'd be very comfortable dropping down to 5 or 6, but Fox, for some reason, feels differently. This is American Idol. The body count continues... … [Continue reading]
American Idol Top 12: Everybody Must Get Stoned
I'm back! Did you miss me? Did you miss Our Dear Show?! If you only answered 'yes' to one of those questions, it better have been the first one, or I will come to your house and pinch your left tit -- hard. Are we clear? So where have I been and what … [Continue reading]
Shadow of Malevolence – Clone Wars episode 1.03
Blue fortune cookie. "Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by ego." Suck it, Michael Jordan. … [Continue reading]
Sober House 2 season premiere
Will a doctor's dismissal of rules and consequences in Celebrity Rehab mean a smooth transition to sober living? Of course not. That's why it's on TV. … [Continue reading]
Rising Malevolence – Clone Wars episode 1.02

Blue nugget. "Belief is not a matter of choice, but of conviction." George Lucas likes the blind ultra-radical belief? Okay, that's a rog. … [Continue reading]
Clone Wars Season 1 Episode Guide

I'd originally intended to watch Clone Wars from the beginning, but the trailers to the movie (of what were to be an arc in season 1) were so bad that I held off. I caught an episode or two here and there, but was not impressed. … [Continue reading]
