You know what I hate to admit? I kinda dig the Celebrity Fit Club theme song. Some nice warm, crunchy guitar there. Good stuff, even though my admission will cost me a few cool points. … [Continue reading]
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 7 recap
February 19, 2010 By
I don't have enough in the tank to drink during this episode, so tonight it's a very special sober Celebrity Rehab. … [Continue reading]
Celebrity Fit Club 7, ep. 2
February 17, 2010 By
This episode starts like every other one: with one British Weights and Measurements Association-certified metric ton of previews. … [Continue reading]
Valentine’s Day with a Goompgomp
February 14, 2010 By
Baloomp, shuffled the Goompgomp, who walked with a limp. One leg was too big, the other had been lost years ago in a horrible fish jumping accident. The Goompgomps have conical pods for limbs and this one was no exception. Except for his right leg … [Continue reading]
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 6 recap
February 14, 2010 By
When last we left Celeb Rehab, Tom Sizemore was soaked from head to toe in sweat. Not normal sweat. The overweight addict kinda sweat. Smells like street tar and vomit. … [Continue reading]
Celebrity Fit Club season 7 recap guide
February 13, 2010 By
Not exactly the best season of the show, but it had some special moments. The Ghost Climber in episode 1 is one of them. … [Continue reading]
American Idol Hollywood: Oh, Mary!
February 12, 2010 By
Last night, the juicy (well...the somewhat damp) Hollywood Round got underway. Dozens of faces paraded across the stage, some of which we'd seen before (and had probably forgotten), but many of which were new (and were mostly forgettable). We were … [Continue reading]
Celebrity Fit Club 7, ep. 1
February 12, 2010 By
Good lord, why am I watching this instead of finishing War on the Floor V? This is horrible, because how do I quit this midway? Harvey will kill me. … [Continue reading]
American Idol Hollywood: Acoustick It Up Your Arse
February 10, 2010 By
We've waited breathlessly for this moment. Well, maybe we weren't breathless. And maybe we weren't really waiting, so much as dreading. But Hollywood Week is upon us, along with a new permanent fourth judge to replace the dearly, departed, deranged, … [Continue reading]
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 5 recap
February 9, 2010 By
Celebrity Rehab? Check. DVRed so I don't have to sit through any more rancid commercials? Check. Cold beer? Check. Paraphrasing of the opening because I can't be bothered to write it down? Check: "This is what happens when D-list celebrities need … [Continue reading]
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