The Eye of Terror was Games Workshop's gigantic Summer 2003 campaign. For tabletop generals looking to spice up their battlefields with mutants and mutant fighters, this was the field guide. … [Continue reading]
Codex: Daemonhunters
July 29, 2009 By
Codex: Daemonhunters represents Games Workshop at its best. No Space Orks for comic relief; no C’Tan and Necrons to tie up loose ends that ought to have been left alone. This is the war for the soul of humanity. The Emperor’s Daemonhunters wage … [Continue reading]
E3 2009: only read this after you’ve geeked out on positivity
June 29, 2009 By
One of this site's super top secret agents sent me pictures from E3. I was all set to post them. Then I got sick. In spring, right? I mean who gets sick in the spring? If it were swine flu, at least I could've earned a badge of honor, but this was … [Continue reading]
American Idol Results: And The Winner Be…
May 21, 2009 By
After 19 week, 40 episodes, and more hours than I can recall without weeping uncontrollably, we are about to reach maximum safe distance from this show. At long last, Finale Night is upon us. Who will win? Will it be the glamorous lady with the … [Continue reading]
American Idol: The Big Ding-Dong
May 20, 2009 By
Flashbacks remind us that once upon a time, Adam Lambert and Kris Allen were two people nobody gave a shit about. In Olde Audition Tymes, Adam didn't wear eyeliner, while Kris sported an ill-conceived cabbie hat. Then they got famous. Kris embraced … [Continue reading]
American Idol Results: 3 Become 2
May 14, 2009 By
Why in the name of Victor Von Doom is Ben Stiller on my TV? Worse, why is he talking to me? I know I'm not on medication and I gave up crack after that unfortunate Disney World incident. (The Pirates of the Caribbean are robots. Don't try to have sex … [Continue reading]
American Idol: All-Male Revue
May 13, 2009 By
"They have become heroes in their hometowns." Because next to war veterans, firefighters, and astronauts, amateur singers in a reality show competition are true, heroic pioneers. There's Danny Gokey, smiling like a cock until he realizes he's on … [Continue reading]
American Idol Results: 4 Become 3
May 7, 2009 By
Last night, we were slapped in the face by Rock Night, and boxed in the ears by Gokey's attempt at a Steve Tyler howl. Allison decided that 17 weeks into the season was a fine time to throw attitude at Simon. But he loved it. The kids sang duets. … [Continue reading]
American Idol: Slash and Burn
May 6, 2009 By
The herd of thirty-six has been thinned to four. Last week, someone poor sucker went home. Their sorry delusion of defeating Adam Lambert, shattered into bits. Was it Matt? I don't even remember. A year from now, I doubt I could tell you who was in … [Continue reading]
Lucky Charms has Crystal Balls
May 5, 2009 By
Lucky has a lot of hobbies: running from kids, hiding bowls of cereal, traveling via rainbow, pulling purple horseshoes off My Little Pony and cramming them in cereal boxes, running from more kids, stamp collecting, and learning how to be a fortune … [Continue reading]
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