American Idol Atlanta: Where Are Your Pants?

Pop quiz. What city has this show visited five times and spawned such ungodly horrors as Fantasia Barrino, Clay Aiken, Jennifer Hudson? Hint: It's the same place that birthed our own Ryan Seacrest. Hmm. Does Smurf Village count as a city? No? Then … [Continue reading]

5th anniversary…of doom: The big oh-five

Kewlops

How has this site survived five long years on the internet? The internet! You can't just go on the internet. They don't take just anybody. And how on earth does an idea turn into electronic gold? What kind of machine tooling and manufacturing … [Continue reading]

American Idol Boston: It Ain’t Just a Band

Hello, children! How've you been? Did you miss Our Dear Show? More importantly, did you miss me? So much has happened since we parted company after Season 8. Paula Abdul quit. Alexis Cohen died. Adam Lambert rubbed his crotch in some dude's face. And … [Continue reading]

Celebrity Rehab season 3 recap guide

Take a group of E-list celebrities, stick them in a recovery center with a doctor of questionable motives, staff the place with ex-addicts. This is Robert Downey Jr.'s living room. It's also Celebrity Rehab. … [Continue reading]

Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 episode 1 recap, part 2

Dr. Drew calmly asks himself, "With a success rate so low, why do you even keep up the fight?" 'Money,' I answer, swigging another beer. Sweet, sweet VH1 money. … [Continue reading]

Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 episode 1 recap

Whenever I sit down to watch Celebrity Rehab, I crack open a Miller Lite. … [Continue reading]

TV show and episode guides

Superfun list of McAwesome Guides to TV shows. … [Continue reading]

Recession in Toyville: War on the Floor V, part 1

War on the Floor 5: Cobra Commander and Destro chat

Commander: I'm getting back into the 'Conquer the World' business, Destro. Destro: Excellent. My company will be happy to supply you with all the weapons you'll need at exorbitant prices. … [Continue reading]

Holiday Gift Guide 2009: Ben 10 Alien Force Quickshot

Ben 10 Alien Force Quickshot

For whatever reason, I reign supreme at Ben 10 Alien Force Quickshot. … [Continue reading]

Holiday Gift Guide 2009: Fortress of Redemption

Space Marine Adeptus Astartes

Suppose you're planning for the apocalypse and you need a scale model of a fortification to defend your worldly possessions. Suppose too that you need this model to double as a base for your tiny toy soldiers. There is only one solution and it is the … [Continue reading]