Vomiting action figures, highly questionable relationship advice, and the ever feared Blog Thunderdome.
Welcome to the first episode of Dave McAwesome Presents. Do enjoy. By the way, the Faker reference is to a He-Man character. Faker was created by Skeletor to mimic He-Man. Naturally, because cartoon makers thing kids are dumb, Faker was blue. … [Continue reading]
Jack and Jill owned Sumpter Mill And raised black sheep for slaughter. Both would frown; they got so down; Their romance was simply disaster. … [Continue reading]
Along with every generation there comes a man whose inventive ingenuity will both change the course of history and completely re-shape the future. Men such as Thomas Edison, Albert Einstein, Leonardo Da Vinci and the Wright brothers have all impacted … [Continue reading]
After many weeks of singing in a desperate struggle for success and acceptance, it all comes down to this: the chance to sing in a desperate struggle for success and acceptance for many weeks. I thought it was just goldfish that did the same thing … [Continue reading]
Hollywood Round continues, and as Semi-Finals approach we're down to 72 lukewarm bodies. Some people, an actual few, are finally starting to become recognizable. That's a good start. But I still think they should wear the same clothes every episode, … [Continue reading]
It's the second night of the Hollywood Round -- specifically, the always-engrossing Group Night. Seacrest promises us tears, triumphs, and tragedies. I'd also like him to promise us Jason Voorhees chasing these idiots with a machete, but alas, Ryan … [Continue reading]
Like a plague of locusts, the Golden Ticket-holders descend upon Hollywood, California. Their goal: to suck our souls dry with their singing and their boringness and their yuck. What a non-starter crowd we have this year. A whole lot of nothing that … [Continue reading]
Super Awesome Day 2008 concludes. I met an old friend at the Death Star, Grand Moff Tarkin. I should probably say former old friend, because, as with Boba Fett, all the fanboys flocked to Tarkin as their new favorite Star Wars character with … [Continue reading]
For anyone who is familiar with Facebook they know that an important part of building their online profile is by joining the right causes and groups that are featured throughout the social network. This process serves a very important purpose in that … [Continue reading]
To make my life a misery, they've added a "bonus" audition episode to the weekly rotation. Thanks, Fox! This one contains footage from two cities: New York and Puerto Rico. Ryan, who as we all know, loves his Broadway, gets all giddy talking about … [Continue reading]
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