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The dirty leprechauns at Sober House have stolen my Lucky Charms...again. Every preview and commercial they showed for episode 3 was carefully, strategically plotted to build up an event that never happened. I, like an idiot couch monkey, ran to the … [Continue reading]
Tonight's show takes place in Salt Lake City, Utah, home of David Archuleta, who failed to win last season's competition, shaming himself and his father forever. Seacrest wonders if the people of Salt Lake will be as clean cut and kind as Little … [Continue reading]
We open this episode with Ryan and Simon sitting cozily in the back seat of a car (probably not for the first time). They're driving through Florida, looking for Swamp Thing or whatever, and Simon gives Ryan crap for talking funny. I don't know what … [Continue reading]
Tonight's show takes place at Churchill Downs, in Louisville, Kentucky, where short men—men shorter than Ryan, if you can believe such creatures exist—race horses around a track by striking them repeatedly with bendy sticks. Somehow that's okay. But … [Continue reading]
San Francisco, at various times, has been a haven for the free-spirited, the literally and figuratively gay, and the dirty hippies. It has been immortalized in song by both Tony Bennett and the Village People. And it has a bridge that figured … [Continue reading]
The Nascar fantasy league is open. http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com id: 4855 pass: nascar edit: 50 signed up. League is full. Email me or sign up in the forum to get on the early sign-up list for the next league. … [Continue reading]
We are grateful to Frank. He watches Idol so we don't have to. … [Continue reading]
Last year, after 97 million votes were cast, David Cook became the winner of this dumb show. Now, we're going back to his hometown of Kansas City for a round of auditions. If the location is somehow relevant, I'm not seeing it. Because, despite the … [Continue reading]
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