Seattle Seahawks

This is the butt-ugliest logo design since the invention of paisley. Although the drab blue, gray and aquamarine colors in the original helmet don't necessarily clash, they do make me want to chug a bottle of painkillers while driving my car off a cliff in a depressed funk. Cheery they are not. The changes in 2002 streamlined the pattern and simplified the colors, but the seahawk remains the Hoary Bluebird of Unhappiness and Despair. If I ever saw a bird that looked like this, I would hunt it to extinction.

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Founded in 1976.

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