Hello, children! How’ve you been? Did you miss Our Dear Show? More importantly, did you miss me? So much has happened since we parted company after Season 8. Paula Abdul quit. Alexis Cohen died. Adam Lambert rubbed his crotch in some dude’s face. And Simon announced that after this season, he ain’t coming back no more. What’s worse? Ellen DeFucking DeGeneres is on her way to the judges chair. Let’s all just kill ourselves now, why don’t we? This is American Idol. “Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.”
Archives for January 2010
Celebrity Rehab season 3 recap guide
January 12, 2010 By
Take a group of E-list celebrities, stick them in a recovery center with a doctor of questionable motives, staff the place with ex-addicts. This is Robert Downey Jr.’s living room. It’s also Celebrity Rehab. [Continue Reading…]
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 episode 1 recap, part 2
January 12, 2010 By
Dr. Drew calmly asks himself, “With a success rate so low, why do you even keep up the fight?” ‘Money,’ I answer, swigging another beer. Sweet, sweet VH1 money.
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 episode 1 recap
January 11, 2010 By
Dr. Drew
Whenever I sit down to watch Celebrity Rehab, I crack open a Miller Lite.
TV show and episode guides
January 2, 2010 By
Superfun list of McAwesome Guides to TV shows.[Continue Reading…]
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