Apocalypse of Doom, part 1

We’re talking zombification of the populace, mass extinction of the ’soccer mom’ population, proliferation of atonal music, and the collapse of central and local governments.

iPhone nuttery

Dude, relax. It’s just a phone.
My Free iPhone 6.29.2007
Jealous much? You will be when you check out my free iPhone. It’s only the greatest thing since last month’s greatest thing.
iFuze, the iPhone accessory 7.11.2007
You know you want it. The iFuze.