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I’m pacing myself for the season finale, so I’m not drinking this episode, but next week I’m getting blitzed. Oh. I guess that’s not ‘pacing.’
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 7 recap
February 19, 2010 By
I don’t have enough in the tank to drink during this episode, so tonight it’s a very special sober Celebrity Rehab.
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 6 recap
February 14, 2010 By
When last we left Celeb Rehab, Tom Sizemore was soaked from head to toe in sweat. Not normal sweat. The overweight addict kinda sweat. Smells like street tar and vomit.
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 5 recap
February 9, 2010 By
Celebrity Rehab? Check. DVRed so I don’t have to sit through any more rancid commercials? Check. Cold beer? Check. Paraphrasing of the opening because I can’t be bothered to write it down? Check: “This is what happens when D-list celebrities need cash and no other reality show will have them. This…is American Idol.” Damn. I wish it was American Idol. Celebrity Rehabbing we go. [Continue Reading…]
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 4 recap
January 29, 2010 By
Dr. Drew continues his madcap adventure recovering addicted former celebrities. And kssht is the sound a beer makes when I open it. [Continue Reading…]
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 3 ‘Dealing with the Past’ recap
January 22, 2010 By
Someone left Coors Light in my fridge, so let’s celebrate episode 3 with the lightest of light beers and one of my least favorite drinks. Coors Light is like tap water but ruined. Still no sign of Tom Sizemore.[Continue Reading…]
Celebrity Rehab season 3 recap guide
January 12, 2010 By
Take a group of E-list celebrities, stick them in a recovery center with a doctor of questionable motives, staff the place with ex-addicts. This is Robert Downey Jr.’s living room. It’s also Celebrity Rehab. [Continue Reading…]
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 episode 1 recap, part 2
January 12, 2010 By
Dr. Drew calmly asks himself, “With a success rate so low, why do you even keep up the fight?” ‘Money,’ I answer, swigging another beer. Sweet, sweet VH1 money.
TV show and episode guides
January 2, 2010 By
Superfun list of McAwesome Guides to TV shows.[Continue Reading…]
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