Haha, when I said I was dropping the show last week, did you believe me? No, I’m doing to the show what it does in treating addicts: pretend to be all serious but not follow through one iota. So…here I am watching another episode. Damn it. I just screwed myself. [Continue Reading…]
Archives for April 2010
American Idol Top 9: Results (For Real!)
April 16, 2010 By
Last night, the contestants performed a series of Elvis classics because they wanted us to know, in case there was any doubt, that although they’re certainly more interesting than watching paint dry, they’re far less interesting than inhaling the fumes of said paint. Because at least, in that case, you might hallucinate a unicorn or a magical fairy. In reality, we just got Adam Lambert. Close enough? Maybe. This is American Idol. “Darling, I can tell you now…your father went through life with an open fly.”
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Recession in Toyville: War on the Floor V, part 2
April 15, 2010 By
Recession in Toyville: Encounter at Mount Staircase
The global recession was hurting Cobra Commander’s terror organization. So despondent was he at recent cutbacks within Cobra that he decided to go for a morning drive. The ritual soothed him. It was a time to relax and collect his thoughts. [Continue Reading…]
Baseball Mogul 2011 – toy of the week
April 15, 2010 By
I’ve been a big fan of the Baseball Mogul franchise for many years as I’ve always felt it married fun and complexity in the most user-friendly way possible. This year’s version added what I consider the last big piece to the puzzle: free agency bidding. [Continue Reading…]
Cupcake Pebbles: frosting with milk
April 14, 2010 By
There is a new entry in the Flinstones’ cereal world: Cupcake Pebbles.[Continue Reading…]
American Idol Top 9 Redux: A Queen Trumps the King
April 14, 2010 By
Elvis has been dead for 32 years, but tonight, with the help of Adam Lambert, Our Dear Show is going to dig up his grave and remind us that its not the songs that make the star, it’s the singer singing them. The perk: after this week’s performances, two contestants will be sent packing. I, for one, would like more perks of this nature. This is American Idol. “There’s four letters in my name, Rod. How can there be enough room on your joint for four letters?”
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The Zillo Beast – Clone Wars season 2.18
April 13, 2010 By
Blue notes.
“Choose what is right, not what is easy.” Irony, thy name is George Lucas. [Continue Reading…]
Cereal Awareness Month 2010
April 12, 2010 By
It’s that time again. April is Cereal Awareness Month. [Continue Reading…]
Cereal Awareness Month archive
April 12, 2010 By
While I personally have always been festive about cereal, we officially started this holiday in 2006. That’s the kind of forward-thinking pioneers we are. You’re welcome. [Continue Reading…]
Dooku Captured – Clone Wars season 1.11
April 11, 2010 By
Blue pride.
“The winding path to peace is always a worthy one, regardless of how many turns it takes.” But in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. [Continue Reading…]
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