Duel of the Droids – Clone Wars episode 1.07

Blue Fun-Tac.

“You hold onto friends by keeping your heart a little softer than your head.” Your friends are softer than keeping your heart on your head. Got it.[Continue Reading…]

Downfall of a Droid – Clone Wars episode 1.06

Blue words.

“Trust in your friends and they’ll have reason to trust in you.” Pfft. How many of us have been burned by that one?[Continue Reading…]

Rookies – Clone Wars episode 1.05

Blueness.

“The best confidence builder is experience.” In bed. See? That adding ‘in bed’ to everything game works here too. [Continue Reading…]

Destroy Malevolence – Clone Wars episode 1.04

Blue pomposity.

“A plan is only as good as those who see it through.” This from a man who openly defends Jar Jar Binks. [Continue Reading…]

Senate Murders – Clone Wars season 2.15

Blue stuff.

“Searching for the truth is easy. Accepting the truth is hard.” Also easy? Death and the first level of Super Mario Brothers. [Continue Reading…]

Duchess of Mandalore – Clone Wars season 2.14

Blue garbage.

“In war, truth is the first casualty.” Tell that to Poland. [Continue Reading…]

Shadow of Malevolence – Clone Wars episode 1.03

Blue fortune cookie.

“Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by ego.” Suck it, Michael Jordan. [Continue Reading…]

Rising Malevolence – Clone Wars episode 1.02

Blue nugget.

“Belief is not a matter of choice, but of conviction.” George Lucas likes the blind ultra-radical belief? Okay, that’s a rog. [Continue Reading…]

Clone Wars Season 1 Episode Guide

I’d originally intended to watch Clone Wars from the beginning, but the trailers to the movie (of what were to be an arc in season 1) were so bad that I held off. I caught an episode or two here and there, but was not impressed. [Continue Reading…]

Voyage of Temptation – Clone Wars season 2.13

Bluish morality.

“Fear not for the future, weep not for the past.” I miss Star Wars when it wasn’t so full of itself. [Continue Reading…]