G.I. Joe guide updated

G.I. Joe guide updated.

G.I. Joe:

Breaker
Cover Girl
Gung Ho
Heavy Duty
Ripcord
Shipwreck
Scarlett
Snake-Eyes

Cobra:

Baroness
Cobra Commander
Dr. Mindbender
Serpentor

January 2008 archive (3rd anniv.)

3rd anniversary 1.15.2008
Travel more than 100 stupid years for anniversary number three.

More bonus! 1.9.2008
More DVD-style commentary that has nothing to do with shooting in Vancouver. God that’s boring. WOTF 2 commentary awaits.

DVD bonus! 1.7.2008
Want the author’s commentary to the first War on the Floor? It’s like DVD commentary except no Kevin Smith. Commentary awaits.

December 2007 archive

Conclusion 12.27.2007
War on the Floor III concludes in Part 5.

Happy Super Awesome Day 12.18.2007
This year, we’ve compiled the holiday gift guide to end all holiday gift guides.

Enter the dragon 12.10.2007
The Sugar Bunnies attack Peep Village. War on the Floor III continues in Part 4.

Interlude: origin of Cadbury Creme Eggs 12.6.2007
A quick interlude in War on the Floor III, as we look at the daring work of Malcolm Cadbury in Part 3.

One if by land; two if by creme egg 12.3.2007
War on the Floor III continues as Chirpy tries to warn Peep Village in Part 2.

November 2007 archive

War on the Floor III 11.28.2007
Did someone say “finally”? The third part of the series starts today. Part 1. You don’t need to know anything from WOTF 1 and 2. They’re all independent. Still, you might want to check out how it started.

vs. The Lottery 11.13.2007
Is $12 million enough?

Go beep yourself 11.7.2007
Honking your car horn is a sure way to get the ladies, right? Our intrepid reporter investigates. Honk.

August 2007 archive

Destro 8.22.2007
Let’s have a chat about Destro, Cobra’s classy weapons supplier.

Left for dead in Vegas 8.21.2007
Many months later, here is part II of how I was left for dead in Vegas. Don’t forget to read part I.

Hosting a mafia game 8.20.2007
Guide updated. How to host a Mafia game.

G.I. Joe guide, June 2007 update

More goodies in the G.I. Joe guide. This time it’s Duke and a little overview on the G.I. Joe and Cobra forces.

October 2005 archive

September 2005 archive

  • Zombie Pope
    Epilogue to the Conclave ’05 and prologue to War on the Floor II.

July 2005 archive

July 2005
Here’s where things go to pot. Records are vague at best. I’m still trying to fill in the blanks.

July 5
Blogtards – the interview that spawned…

Blog Thunderdome – Two blogs enter, one blog leaves.

July 10-ish
Quite Frankly
I lost track of a couple because I wasn’t updating the forum regularly at the time. The following Quite Frankly columns appeared sometime between January 2005 and July 2005:
Paying the price of porn – girlfriend pokes around boyfriend’s computer and finds bisexual movies
Statutory Sam
Toe-tally Confused – man on man foot massage
True Romance – just out of the closet and looking for love
Cinderfella – body language, non-verbal signals

July 17
Lance Armstrong is not my hero – I offer a better version of the Live Strong bracelet. Plus NASA fails to launch another space shuttle.

July 24-ish
Poncherello – I got more in-depth about Ponch’s coiffure.

July sometime.
I believe the first two episodes of Blog Thunderdome took place in July. I used Haloscan comments at the time. Those would’ve totally confirmed or disproved that assertion. Haloscan, unfortunately, deletes old comments. Thanks for nothing Haloscan.
Zazzafooky vs. Whiter Shade of Pale – ep. 1

The People’s Republic of Paradise vs. The Speckled Band – ep. 2

June 2005 archive

June 1
double dose of Quite Frankly
Sex Parties – as you might imagine, a lot of people find this page from search engines for all the wrong reasons.

Bartender lust – Frank demoralizes all of us who at one time or another have felt the cruel, bittersweet pangs of bartender lust.

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